Investor's Corner
STOCK MARKET VOCABULARY
Here is the list of popular and commonly used words/abbreviates in the stock market
and what they actually mean (humorously of course) :
PE - Plunge Endless
EBITDA - Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
QIB - Quixotic Indian Blunder
HNI - Has No Idea
FII - Furious Impoverished Investors
PMS - Pre Meditated Scam
SIP - Suicide by Investing Patiently
Investor - Someone who is broke
Broker - Worse off than an investor
Correction - The next day after you bought shares
Momentum Buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low
Value Buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower